i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
Friendly reminder that you’re probably going to outlive the very celebrities you love
you certainly put your url to good use
you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG GOODBYE.
fall through the ceiling right in front of him
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are